This one is a little dark. Enjoy! DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE: bit.ly OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com ****TEXT ME BACK – SINGLE**** Lyrics by R. Johnson I’m checking out your Facebook I drive past where you work You tell me you’re my girlfriend But are you even on planet earth? I see you out with your friends but Yo who the hell is that dude? You’re not playing with me are you girl? Well hell, I wouldn’t put it past you I hate that you just won’t text me You say you’re out with Becky Why you dress so sexy I check my text every five seconds obsessing That you’re in another dude’s bedroom undressing. He’s got you pressed on your back It’s a wrestling match Well anything he’s good at I’m the best at that My heart was broken I was hoping it would be left in tact So please let’s just chat Just text me back! I wasn’t crazy I wasn’t crazy I wasn’t crazy Until I met you Crazy I wasn’t crazy Until I met you I refresh your Facebook Analyze all your wall posts Why’d you leave a smiley face on that one dude’s page Or whatever you call those The fact that you flirt with That dirty rat that you work with I feel the love boat sinking I’m trying to bring it back to the surface Why do you keep pictures of your ex around? You think he’s better than me? Why you letting me drown? In my own imagination That I face when I’m alone I’m going to wait until you sleep And then I’m going through your phone ‘Cause I don’t believe you when you tell me He’s only a friend I’m not possessive, I’m depressed You …
Long distance relationships are tough. **NOTE** Jupiter is the name of the alien girl, NOT the name of the planet she lives on. DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE: bit.ly OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com ******LYRICS****** There’s nothing left to say. I’m not with you. You lie so far away from the truth. Jupiter you’re on my mind. The clock will turn the gears of time. I only want to be with you. Symmetry can lean askew. It’s gripping on my mind. I’ll stay impossible to define while you’re away. There’s still nothing to say. I’m not with you. Sometimes the path least traveled is the avenue. The stranger in your life you thought you knew. How can I be yellow and still so blue? Jupiter you’re on my mind. The clock will turn the gears of time. I only want to be with you. Symmetry can lean askew. It’s gripping on my mind. I’ll stay impossible to define while you’re away. Jupiter you’re on my mind. The clock will turn the gears of time. I only want to be with you. Symmetry can lean askew.
**NOTE** This song is satire. We sincerely hope it doesn’t influence any women to go out and purchase a fake ass. Thank you for watching. -The YFM Team DOWNLOAD THE MP3: bit.ly OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com TAGS: video yourfavoritemartian videos yfm VIDEO your favorite martian VIDEOS…
**NOTE** This song has NOTHING to do with people from Tennessee, nor people from the south, nor white people as a whole. It’s making fun of one FICTIONAL cartoon character named ShittyG. ShittyG is NOT real! He does NOT exist in real life, so there is no reason for anyone to be offended by the fact that we’re making fun of him. Thank you, and enjoy the video. We and Ray had tons of fun making it for you. -The YFM Team DOWNLOAD THE MP3: bit.ly OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com
DOWNLOAD THE MP3: bit.ly OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com There’s an Eminem reference, a Monty Python reference, and a Family Guy reference in this video. Can you find em all? 😉